Original by @ridingdead
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, there will eventually be a country song about how your truck left you too
Thanksgiving is probably the holiday when the least sex occurs because everyone is too stuffed to be stuffed
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
— It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-) created by Rob Mcelhenney
hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year
(from a 2015 interview)
i hope she’s comfortable
Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^
another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:
Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”
#hardsame
Elephants 🐘, foot and Thai massages from an absolutely thrilled masseuse 😑, and cathartic bungee jumping in honor of my dad’s love for the thrill 😧. Thailand was awesome 😎 (at Chiang Mai, Thailand)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqIi1BQF0Cd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d24og89zieoh
this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future
you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s
(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics
this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.
the difference between how i dress vs how i want to dress is a large gap … a gap that needs to be filled with money